Sunday, February 26, 2006

Failed Dates (No. 407)

INT. THE OCCIDENTAL -- NIGHT

Me: You know, this'll obviously not work out long term.

Her: ... Why?
Me: Well, your first name's Nikki.

<She stares at me.>


Me: If we got married, you'd be Nikki Hickey.

Her: Why did you even bother ringing me up then?

<Mockery of date continues for another 32 minutes.>

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