Hot Fuzz - a review from the pub

The first third was so-so, tending towards the fairly entertaining. Bartender, another pint please!

Second third. Well, that was rather good, actually. No, scratch that. It was very good. Bartender, a round for the table please.

Third third: fewking hell! That's bloody marvellous, that is. Is it the best finale to a film ever? ... Ah, ... no, not quite. But it's still bloody excellent. Bartender, two pubs of your finests why's that floor moving towards my face?

Ow! Pain is funny.